#cookie run kingdom confessions

[cookierunkingdomconfessions]

This is something that has been bothering me:

Why do people want all of the Ancients to have an heir/child?

Like I'm glad Golden Cheese Cookie doesn't have a child. I just can't see Golden Cheese Cookie as a mom.

Some people don't want any children. And that's okay.

I can't be the only one who sees Golden Cheese Cookie as a wine aunt...Right?

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[allistertheghost]

Hi Allister

Your personal opinion, how do you feel about Beast x Ancient?

i don’t like it that much. i’d see the appeal *IF* people acknowledged that the ships are unhealthy and portray them that way in a way that clearly says “hey, this is bad”

but i don’t see that much often, so i don’t ship it. plus, even if people did, i just don’t see ANY of the pairings in an actual good and healthy relationship, or a relationship at all

[vanyzvat]

A DAMN GOOD ACTOR

You're a cookie that's been sent on a mission to the Spire Of Deceit, with the intent to get close to Shadow Milk Cookie and break his heart. The plan is to leave him confused and vulnerable, so your side can have even the slightest advantage when facing him during the upcoming war against the Beasts.

Surprisingly, you've done your job of playing pretend rather well (Your acting skills may or may not have improved thanks to him, ironically), and eventually, on one particular day, when push comes to shove...

You complete your task.

Potential Warnings: Shadow Milk Cookie is kinda genuinely obsessed with you in this, but it's pretty tame compared to some of the other stuff out there.

Shadow Milk Cookie's always loved to have all eyes on him. He's a performer, that's what he does, and he's very good at it! And he knows that, too.

So when you caught his attention, it wasn't anything out of the ordinary for him. Just like everyone else that had come across his path, you didn't mean anything to him at first.

...

Keyword "at first".

But then he saw something within you.

Something you've wanted to keep hidden, and was planning to take to the grave when you inevitably crumbled.

Something darker, something sinister.

A feeling of desire, of longing for something more, to be something more. Something more than this.

So he recruited you! Duh.

...And then paid attention to you.

And then you became closer.

And then you became inseparable.

You knew how he felt- At least, you've started to suspect it. But he was never open about it, of course he wasn't.

So, on a particular day, when you finally felt the time was right... You practically cornered him for answers.

...

"Be honest for once in your life," You know you're asking for a lot.

"Am I being like Candy Apple Cookie to you?"

He lets out a laugh.

"Come on now. All this time together and you still don't trust me?"

You tilted your head, smiling as you raised a brow.

"You're not just an ordinary cookie to me, you know!" He flew over to you, making eye contact as he turned himself upside down in the air.

"Oh? How come?"

...And he suddenly cringes, backing off.

He knows what you're trying to pull. You're trying to get him to say what he likes about you.

"..."

No. Not this time. You're so close to completing your mission, you just needed that one final push.

You grab him by his ruffle collar, yanking him close again.

And for once, he's... Frozen, looking at you with a confused smile? What's, uh, what's happening...?

"How do you really feel about me, Shadow Milk Cookie?"

Ah.

He remains flabbergasted for a few more seconds, before his expression shifts to anger.

"Let go of me." He demanded.

"Answer me." You shot back.

Why isn't it WORKING. Why aren't you letting go. Even with the most serious, anger-filled expression he can muster, it does nothing to you.

You're like Pure Vanilla Cookie sometimes. He tries EVERY trick in the book on you, and yet, nothing quite WORKS. Maybe it does for a while, but you're always adapting.

It's a reaction once, then a small one, and then none at all.

That's another one of the many reasons he feels like he can't get enough of you.

He'd never admit it, of course, but perhaps a part of him was obsessed- He always had his eyes on you.

You gave him a challenge.

He wanted to terrify you, to make you laugh, to make you frown.

He hated you, he loved you.

Whereas everyone else praised or feared his influence, his power- You made him feel... Small. UGH.

You made him feel like nothing, but also everything.

After a while of you just staring at each other's eyes, he's forced to teleport to get out of your grasp.

"You really want to know?"

You gave him a singular nod.

God, you're driving him INSANE.

"FINE."

He rolls his eyes.

Suddenly, the two of you are on the top of the spire. He's leaning his back against one of the pillars, his hair dangling off the edge as he has his arms crossed.

His face? Unamused.

...

But then he hovers up to you, quicker than you can comprehend. He's flying above you as he's in a lying position, barely enough to look down on you.

You're looking at him, but not quite.

Your eyes are looking up at him, but your head remained low.

He sucked in the air through his teeth, his lying position turning to him standing, still hovering above the ground.

Still looking down at you.

He turns around for a moment, mumbling under his breath in frustration before turning back to face you.

He reaches out and gently places a hand on your cheek, causing you to raise a brow again.

His expression- It's a mix of a lot of things.

Reluctance, disgust, maybe even the tiniest hint of nervousness.

Time feels like it has stopped.

Moreso than usual.

He knows he's going to regret this... But what's life without a little bit of risk, right?!

He leans in, raising your chin up, then finally closes the gap between you.

...

It only lasts for a second.

And then he pulls away, cowardly backing off again.

You're silent. WHY ARE YOU SILENT.

He's looking at you.

He's waiting for a reply.

An action.

Something, please give him SOMETHING.

Say something, do something, ANYTHING.

PLEASE.

...

But you only keep looking at him.

Looking at him with that same blank stare.

And he...

...

He sinks into himself.

Oh.

Ow.

He practically deflates like a balloon, slowly moving downwards until his feet hit the ground.

Ow ow ow.

Ow, he doesn't like this.

Ouchy.

This is not a good type of pain.

He knew this pain- The pain of bitter truth. The pain he founded this entire new world in order to avoid.

Is this what it feels like to get your heart broken? To get rejected?

He's never gotten rejected before.

Well, that's debatable...

But never like this.

Never under these circumstances. He knew that if he said the right things and acted the right way, he could get what he wanted from anyone else.

But he doesn't want "anyone else", he wants YOU.

Was he so stupid for trying to use honesty for once? You ASKED.

What does he say now? That you'll regret this? It's never worked. And he doesn't want you to hate him, so.

Ugh, why does he even CARE.

WHY does he bother.

...

You rolled his eyes at his state.

God, he looks like a sad wet cat. This idiot...

...

But you had to do what you had to do.

You take a step forward, and for once, he doesn't notice. Seems like he's too caught up in his wittle feelies to quite look at you.

You take another step.

And then another.

And another.

Until you're in front of him again.

"Shadow Milk Cookie."

He's suddenly alert again.

"...Yeeees?"

He forces the usual facade, smiling.

But you're used to his personality just shifting like this to disguise everything underneath.

You know now.

"Did you..."

"You didn't actually think I could ever fall in love with you, right?"

"Your feelings were just another lie, right?"

Owie... . . . . .

"That's not a very nice joke, y'know!"

A joke where he's the punchline.

Karma.

"Good. I hope it hurts. Now you know how you make everyone else feel."

...He doesn't say anything.

Usually he has a comeback for this.

Little ol' him? Playing mean jokes? Never!

...

But not this time.

"I thought- I thought..."

"You thought you knew me, didn't you. So much for being the Master Of Deceit..."

You chuckled.

"How dare you" He wishes he'd say.

But he doesn't.

Deep down, he had a hunch. He wasn't THAT stupid.

But he was hoping.

Hoping for that one little chance.

...Okay, maybe he was stupid.

And now look at him.

Now, he's the silly one.

What is this.

Why does this feel different?

It doesn't make SENSE for this to feel different.

Those under his influence praised him all the time. His every move, hell, even his every breath- There wasn't a SECOND they didn't love him.

You're doing something- You're doing something to him. No, you've done something to him.

He's confused, vulnerable.

...

And your job here is done.

"That's my cue to leave."

"Goodbye, Shadow Milk Cookie."

He needs to follow you.

Why isn't he following you.

Why can't he MOVE.

He can't just let you go, you're too important.

He needs to get revenge on those who put you up to this.

He needs to get you back.

You need to be his. You have to. You...

He began clapping. Who is he clapping for? You, obviously! You're the star of the show!

"Bravo, bravo!"

"What a performance, tricking the Master Of Deceit himself! What an actor, I must say!"

He's gotten used to this by now.

He had a role to play, and he played it well.

But you knew you had gotten to him.

And that was all you wanted.

You walk away, descending down the stairs, leaving him cheering for you at the top of the spire.

Eventually, the clapping ceases.

And he exhales through his teeth.

First Pure Vanilla Cookie walked away with half his Soul Jam, and now you walked away with half his heart.

He shuts his eyes, gripping at his hair and pulling in frustration. Oh, how he wants to scream and shout.

He feels something escape and roll down his cheek. But is he going to address it? NO. Of course not.

He had done SUCH a good job building these literal and metaphorical walls so NO ONE could reach him.

But you did. Despite it all.

He can't POSSIBLY be this weak, right?

He's a Beast!

He's the world's finest playwright, poet, director, actor, clown- And, of course, everyone's most beloved trickster!

He's Shadow Milk Cookie!

...

And you really are a damn good actor.

[crk-confessions]

I love how CRK is marketed as a cute game where you gain and level up cookies to fight against monsters but then you start playing and the lore smacks you in the face. Yeah dark choco has ptsd and other cookie is going to continuously trigger him so he stays on her side. Yeah Sea Fairy has to carry around a sword and constantly pine for the moon (who can never love her back). Yeah Golden Cheese lost her entire kingdom and copes by having a massive working simulation of it. Yeah White Lily transformed into Dark Enchantress and killed almost all her old friends’ subjects. Yeah Mystic flower torment Dark Cacao with visions of everyone he knows and loves dying (this seems to be a recurring thing for the Royal family of the Dark Cacao kingdom). Yeah Burning Spice tore off Golden Cheese’s wings while dangling her off a cliff by her throat.

my point is, I love how angsty this game is when you actually get into it

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[cookierunconfessionblog]

Can we all just stop with the ship discourse?

Hate PureLily? Fine. Move on and let the PureLily shippers be happy

Dislike ElderLily? Move on

Dislike CacaoLily? Move on.

Just let people enjoy their ships, regardless if it's canon or not

Except the inappropriate ships. Those are disgusting

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[doomteensy]

what that sword do

[redtwirll]

Love you is

[rhysdumpster]

Oh my god.....it's them........

[cookierun-shipconfessions]

Welcome to cookie run ship confessions

As expected, you can confess your ships or opinions ships here

If you want, you can also post headcanons for those ships!! Or opinions of characters and how they would/would not date, the choice is yours

Account owner intro

My name is ozzy, I'm 18 currently. I'm a nonbinary boy who's aroace pan polyam n uses any/all rlly [prefer he/vamp tho]

I write cr fanfics sometimes and have a blog for general cr stuff called @gaycookiesnstuff if u wanna follow that too.

BYF

Just because this is a ships blog, doesn't mean you get to harass people. You're allowed to post about disliking a ship but don't target people, this includes other anons.

Also no nsfw confessions/asks, I can tolerate that on my main cr blog but not here.

And about the ship slander tag, it's more a funny name to describe a confession that's negative leaning. It depends on the ask if its actual slander or merely just "I think this is boring"

Very basic dni

🌟-proshippers/comshippers [u will be blocked, plain and simple. Respect that boundary, it truly is not hard]

🌟-bigot [racist/zionist/queerphobic etc]

🌟-just here to spread hate.

🌟-positive posts abt gross/Immoral ships will be deleted, for the sake of my anons and myself. I am allowed to not post a thing I don't like.

🌟[tba]

[Apparently I have to clarify this?? But stop sending me asks abt u shipping sherbet cookie with adults he is a child😭??]

Ship tierlist below

[cookierunkingdomconfessions]

(to add context without going into details, my brain likes to stress me out with intrusive thoughts and overthinking)

lately any time I have an intrusive or anxious thought, I’ve been imagining shadow milk on my shoulder telling me the thought and then vanishing into smoke, the thought would vanish with him.

Then I’d go: “thanks, shadow milk, very cool”, or “okay thanks for sharing”, and then I’d be able to move on and focus on something else.

idk why but it’s been helping in a way? not 100% getting rid of the stress, but taking it down a notch to where it’s tolerable. I’m wondering if anybody else does this or something similar. I never told anybody about this, I’m kind of embarrassed about it, hence why I’m confessing here. I feel cringey.

does this count as having a comfort character? I don’t know.

all I know is thank you shadow milk, very cool. /hj

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[cookie-run-confessions]

Welcome! This is a confession blog for anything Cookie Run related. Your confession could be about a character, a ship you like, a dream you had, opinions, anything you want that isn’t overly inappropriate. Mild sexual jokes about characters are alright if they are adults.

There will be spoilers for new updates on this blog, but they will always be tagged either #crk spoilers, #crob spoilers, #crwc spoilers, #crtoa spoilers, or #cookie run spoilers. Feel free to block them.

My name is Harlequin and I run this blog. Any asks directed at me will be tagged #talking with harley & #not a confession.

As always, if you are any kind of phobic or a proshipper you are not welcome here.

Taken Anon Emojis:

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[allistertheghost]

guys this is allister’s crk confessions blog uhhhhh if u like crk confess or smth idk 🤤

yes king!!!

[crk-confessions]

TF IS HE SMILING ABOUT

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[cookierunconfessionblog]

The PureLily hate is honestly so forced it's embarrassing. Like, I get that het ships have always been unpopular in fandom spaces but this is just ridiculous. This fandom has had dumber ships with less interaction blow up and not have anything like this, like AlmFort, which blew up for three whole months before they even interacted. Heck, even DarkPome (the WLW one) has its fans and it's way more toxic and one-sided.

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[itsaultaken]

Somebody needs to put them in an old folks home before the destroy earthbread with petty gay drama

[this-is-me-lolol]

purelily confession when???